Evidence-based · No BS · Just Facts

Stop Being
Scammed By Wellness

I've tried the Beyoncé lemon cleanse, spent £150/month on supplements I couldn't explain, and yes — I once put a Nespresso pod somewhere it absolutely did not belong. I built this so you don't have to live that.

✓ Free to start ✓ No card required ✓ £4.99/mo to go Pro

YOUR WELLNESS CREDIT SCORE

320

🚩 RED FLAG

Most women start here. Where will you get to?

Scan

+15 pts

Bust

+20 pts

Quiz

+25 pts

Start Building My Score →

The Process

HOW THE
INVESTIGATION WORKS

Three steps. Thirty seconds. You'll never look at a supplement the same way again.

01 🔍

DROP A CLAIM OR PRODUCT

Type in any wellness claim you've seen online, or a supplement you've been told to buy. No URL needed — just the name or the claim.

02 🤖

KP BOT INVESTIGATES

Evidence-based AI cross-references the actual science, checks ingredients and doses, cuts through the waffle. Takes about 30 seconds.

03 📋

GET THE VERDICT + YOUR SCORE

Pseudoscience, mixed, or actually legit? Full report with a science score, evidence-based alternatives — and points toward your Wellness Credit Score.

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YOUR FIRST
5 MINUTES

SEE YOUR SCORE

You start at 320 — Red Flag territory. That's fine. Most of us do.

TAKE THE QUIZ

5 questions. KP Bot writes you a personal investigation report. +25 pts.

BUST YOUR FIRST CLAIM

Type in something you've always wondered about. +20 pts.

SCAN A SUPPLEMENT

That thing sitting in your cupboard you're not sure about. +15 pts.

WATCH YOUR SCORE MOVE

You'll be out of Red Flag territory before you finish your coffee. ☕

The Tools

EVERYTHING
IN THE KIT

One app. Eight features. Less than a dud supplement per month.

Free · 1 scan ever 🔬

SUPPLEMENT SCANNER

Type in any supplement. KP Bot checks if the ingredients are actually dosed at effective levels — or if you're just buying expensive wee.

Free · 1 bust ever 💥

CLAIM BUSTER

Type in any wellness trend or diet claim. KP Bot checks it against the science in seconds. Cortisol diet? Belly burn? Consider it busted.

Always Free 🤖

ASK KP BOT

Free-form Q&A with KP Bot. Evidence-based answers on supplements, menopause, nutrition — whatever's in your head. No waffle. No products to sell.

Always Free 🚩

RED FLAG QUIZ

5 questions. KP Bot writes you a personalised investigation report showing exactly where you sit on the wellness scale — and what to do about it.

Pro Only 📊

WELLNESS CREDIT SCORE

Your personal scam-proof rating (300–850). Like a financial credit score for your health decisions. Improve it with every scan, bust, and weekly goal.

Pro Only ✅

WEEKLY GOALS CHECKLIST

Easy, measurable health goals each week. Tick them off to earn points, move your score, and actually build habits that work.

Pro Only 💧

DAILY HABIT TRACKER

Log water and steps. Hit your goals to earn bonus points. Small daily inputs — big long-term change. KP's whole coaching philosophy in a tracker.

Pro Only 📡

KP'S RADAR

KP's weekly Red Hot List (avoid) and Green List (actually works). Updated every week with whatever's doing the rounds so you stay ahead of the scams.

The Score

WHERE DO
YOU SIT?

Everyone starts in Red Flag territory. The point is to move. Every scan, every bust, every habit takes you closer to Green.

🚩 Red Flag

300–449

Just getting started. Welcome — you're in the right place.

🟡 Cautious

450–599

Learning the ropes. Your BS detector is warming up.

🟢 Savvy

600–749

Scam-aware. You'd clock a cortisol cream at 50 paces.

💚 Green Flag

750–850

Fully scam-proof. You're basically KP at this point.

About KP

WHY I
BUILT THIS

"I've done the Beyoncé lemon-cayenne cleanse, drunk the black charcoal water, spent £150 a month on supplements I couldn't explain, and lost my period for three years because the fitness industry told me restriction was discipline. I was the perfect customer."

I'm KP — certified personal trainer, women's health nerd, and professional caller-outer of wellness BS. I've seen women convinced they have "cortisol face," that they need a £60 hormone-balancing tea, or that a 5-day detox will undo years of stress. It's not just expensive — it's genuinely harmful.

So I made KP Bot. Evidence-based, no-nonsense, and with enough personality to make the truth actually fun to read. You deserve better than wellness waffle. 🕯️

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This Week

SHERIFF KP'S
WILD CLAIM OF THE WEEK

"The Cortisol Diet"

🔴 Pseudoscience

SCIENCE SCORE

8/100

Cortisol is a normal hormone — you need it. The wellness industry has turned a completely normal biological process into a £40-a-month problem that only their supplement can solve. Spoiler: it can't. Cortisol doesn't have a "diet." You have an adrenal gland. It's fine.

Bust Your Own Claim →

Pricing

LESS THAN A
DUD SUPPLEMENT

One dodgy supplement costs £30. Pro costs £4.99 and saves you from buying six of them.

Free Forever

£0

No card needed. Start scanning, start building your score today.

✓ 1 supplement scan / month
✓ 3 claim busts / month
✓ Ask KP Bot (unlimited)
✓ Red Flag Quiz
✓ View your Wellness Score
— Weekly Goals & Habit Tracker
— Unlimited scans & busts
— KP's Radar

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HOW THEINVESTIGATION WORKS